For all of you holiday lovers out there who have just had enough of trying to stay so very pumped-up, trim and thin for no real reason, we have just the Doctor’s advice for you. Dr. Life from Lamai is one of the most realistic Doc’s on the island, and what she has to give you is holiday advice that will let you enjoy your holiday and dream vacation to the limit. So throw away your Thigh-Master, your Stair-Climbers and give your personal trainer the month off! It’s time for some good advice for your vacation on Koh Samui at the Coconut Resorts.
Dr. Life does however suggest that you seek medical re-improvement once you have completed her therapy sessions.
We have asked the good Doctor some questions which just might relate to you…
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
Dr. Life: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
Dr. Life: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
Dr. Life: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, which means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
Dr. Life: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
Dr. Life: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
Dr. Life: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! …. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
Dr. Life: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
Dr. Life: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
Dr. Life: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
Dr. Life: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!